Dear April Fools,

I HATE you.

I think you are considerably the worst day of the whole year.
You are the day that allows people to pull pranks and tell lies, FOR FUN.
You let people trick me right and left.
Then I'm left looking like a total idiot and you are laughing at me.
Not cool.
Why was this day even invented?
Whoever decided on "April Fools Day" is a big fat jerk.
This day is supposed to be funny,
but I'm not laughing.

Oh wait, I love April Fools Day...


APRIL FOOLS!

Here is a silly picture just for your viewing pleasure.