How Dare You.

So the other day my good friend, Tanner re-introduced me to the word
SCUTTLEBUTT.
What the weird.
I love it.
This word automatically makes me think of this guy:

Scuttle; The Bird.

This is the ONLY bird I like.
And I only like him because he is a total idiot.

Anyway, scuttlebutt,
How do you use this word in a sentence?
Let me demonstrate:
Tanner: "So what's the scuttlebutt?".
Translation: What's the new, hot gossip?
Okay not perfectly translated but you get the idea.
Now you will understand "scuttlebutt" when I use it.

Like now for instance.
Let me proceed to tell you the scuttlebutt in our apartment.
I am convinced the girls upstairs HATE our guts.
No idea why, maybe they are jealous of mine and my roommates level of awesome.
Valid idea.
I would be jealous of us.
Anyway they seriously weigh as much as elephants.
Constant noise pounds from our ceiling.
How annoying.
I swear they all do clogging, tap dance, jumping jacks, dribble basketballs, and play musical chairs.
They make noise at all hours of the day and night.
So we strike back and smack the ceiling
(well I don't because I'm not tall enough, danggit).
This always backfires.
They just get louder.
Those JERKS.

Read it and weep you rude, rude girls.